Having her ass smelled

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You clean, you wipe, you shower, and your bum still smells terrible. Person A, from the United Kingdom, states the has had to resort to taking bathes twice daily, as well as sneak into the loo nearly every hour to wipe away sweat and hit a few shots of body-spray on his bottom. His butt constantly smells bad, despite him having good hygiene. These are just a miniscule portion of the hundreds of thousands if not millions of men out there who have similar problems. Bidets are more sanitary than regular toilets, and are one of the best personal investments you can possibly make. Do yourself the biggest favor of your life, and learn more about them, now. Swamp butt typically refers to that smell that is the result of your butt cheeks rubbing together, sweat and left over fecal matter all combining to form a particularly vile odor.

When the low-lying area your butt covered by vegetation butt hairs is flooded with water sweat , the poop particles are washed out BUT stay trapped in your underwear similar to a swamp. A smelly ass can occur during exercise, after a long day sitting behind your desk at work, after eating spicy foods or even when under extreme stress. Apart from the clammy-feeling and the foul smell, it is possible that bacteria can accumulate leading to chronic itching. This deadly triple combo is bound to attract houseflies.

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